![]() ![]() You can sign up for your Morning Double Shot of news and comment here. Jeff Bezos, the world’s wealthiest man, launched into space today, July 20, aboard his Blue Origin’s New Shepard rocket ship. Terr y Barnes edits our daily newsletter, the Morning Double Shot. space rocket company making penis shaped sub-orbital rockets owned by amazon founder Jeff bezos. Scrabbling authors’ rightful earnings Lost in Space, as it were. Evil (Mike Myers) releases a rocket that looks like, well, like Jeff Bezos’s rocket. We even had the requisite Austin Powers jokes. Naturally, the internet had millions of jokes and thoughts about such a thing. ‘My books are unlikely to generate sufficient volume, so Jeff enjoys weightlessness partly from me and many others whose bank accounts could do with a little more weight’, he writes. And, uh, look, we don’t know how to say this, but the rocket looked like a penis. But his being a foreigner, they won’t pay until the amount reaches a threshold figure in the hundreds of dollars, and only then by cheque. If he were a Septic, Amazon would pay him monthly by direct credit. 'Jeff Bezos has watched that film too many times.' In addition to Twitter clowning the Amazon. Blue Origins New Shepard rocket immediately garnered comparisons to male genitalia, something that many people on Earth may have found at least somewhat vindicating, especially after he said. ![]() He points out he hasn’t seen a cent of his modest Amazon proceeds. 'Why does Blue Origin look like the giant penis rocket in Austin Powers ,' wrote another. And we’re not talking about the size of their appendages.īut when it comes to adding insult to injury, it seems Bezos’s ‘thanks’ didn’t go far enough.Ī Morning Double Shot reader who authors books sold on US Amazon tells us of a specific injury to non-American authors that adds a further dimension of unpleasantness to Bezos’s gratuitous and thoughtless insult. ![]() Indeed, for all the claims of this trio about furthering mankind’s knowledge, proving the way for space tourism, and highlighting the know-how of the private sector, the space race between these three, possibly on-the-spectrum, squillionaires comes down to one simple thing.Ī Biggest Dick contest. ![]()
0 Comments
Leave a Reply. |
AuthorWrite something about yourself. No need to be fancy, just an overview. ArchivesCategories |